Reach the goal ten times.

Receive your first Uncommon skin.

Receive your first skin from the Marble Machine.

Reach the goal for the first time.

Reached the final platform.

Reached level 10 on ligament damage.

Reached level 10 on joint damage.

Reached level 10 on bone damage.

Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!

Reached level 5 on air control.

Fall without injuring yourself

Collect 10 pieces of rubbish

Put back all of the misplaced items before doing anything else

Put back your first misplaced item

Complete 20 Stages

Complete 10 Stages

Enter the very first checkpoint

You voted on the January 2025 elections

Kill 1,000 enemy targets

Now time attack the leaderboard!

Now get Onyx

Now get Gold

Now get Silver

Do it quicker

Now get Silver

Now get Silver

Kill 100 enemy targets

Now get Silver

Get a score of 1,000 or higher

Get your first Game Over

Merge your first two emojis

Rescue 99 Cats

Get the Secret Ending

Shoot a ducc for the first time.

Bounce off the wall 5 times in a row!

You shot 10 balls oh wow!

You have shot 100 cubes

Now get Silver

Have too many civilian casualties that you feel the full weight of the force

Have your first civilian casualty

Die

Kill 10 enemy targets

Finish a game

Kill the Ogre and finish Level 2

Finish a single round

Perform two tetrises back-to-back

Kill 500 skeletons!