You play as Bartholoflex Humperdip, a polymerfolk. Like all polymermen of his age, he must undergo the sacred mating ritual. He must ascend to the Holy Conveyor to prove the tightness of his tolerances by replicating the silhouette molds of his ancestors.

Each completed mold earns him primordial granules. Once he has collected enough granules, he may inject himself a girlfriend using a special mold.

If he fails, he shall return to plastic, melted down and repurposed as primordial granules for more deserving polymermen.