Tin Foil Hat
Released
THE TINFOIL CROWN
For the player who knows too much.
For the player who knows too much.
Handcrafted from the finest aluminum known to mankind, this majestic headpiece shields your skull from government mind control, 5G signals, and your teammates' terrible callouts.
Wear it with pride. Wear it with paranoia. Wear it alone.
"They can't read your thoughts if you look this good."