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Hard Steel
Look at Dupli during the intro because he's a Tumblr sexyman.
+5
10%
Just like your father taught you
Stare at the contract for a whole minute during the intro.
+15
10%
Yapper
Monologue to yourself 10 times.
+5
2%
Employee of the jam
Complete 3 shifts without getting a strike.
+100
4%
Unpaid Intern
Get fired on your first day.
+15
14%
Can I get a raise yet?
Reach shift 10.
+30
0%
It's the silly things in life...
Don't get dizzy!
+35
7%