one month ago

+10
Death's Dance
Parry an attack that would've killed you.
+15
A Hair's Breadth
Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
+5
Welcome to the Dungeon
Die for the first time.

3 months ago

+5
The First Checkpoint
Enter the very first checkpoint
+15
Double Jointed
Reached level 10 on joint damage.
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!