23 hours ago

+5

Prestige Once

+15

120 Second Run Duration

Have a run last 120 Seconds or longer

yesterday

+50

5 Million Distance

5 million distance in a single run.

+50

2000 Spank Speed

+15

Big Spanker

Spank Terry 100 times.

+10

60 Second Run

Have a run last 60 seconds or longer

+25

1 Million Distance

1 million distance in a single run.

+5

30 Second Run

Have a run last 30 seconds or longer

+25

1000 Spank Speed

+5

Spanker

Spank Terry for the first time.

2 days ago

+80

100,000,000.00 $$$$

Nine Figures

7 days ago

+15

It's More Like a Cliff

Die 25 times.

8 days ago

+10

'Curve' is a Strong Word

Die 10 times.

+15

A Hair's Breadth

Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.

9 days ago

+10

Dim the Lights

Complete the Dungeon on Descension Level 1.

+10

Death's Dance

Parry an attack that would've killed you.

+15

A Flickering Flame

Complete the Dungeon for the first time.

+100

A Bad Workman....

Complete the Dungeon without taking off your Starting gear.

+75

Indefatigable

Complete the Dungeon without using your Flask.

+100

Untouchable

Complete the Dungeon without taking any damage.

+20

Still Wakes the Dead

Defeat the Wraith.

+15

What's in this stuff anyway?

Break a Fountain.

+10

Rip and Tear

Kill an enemy with your bear hands.

+10

Shattered Steel

Defeat a skilled swordsman.

+25

Cure the Damned

Kill 50 enemies.

+10

Apprentice

Reach level 5.

+10

Glimmers of Greatness

Find an Epic item.

+10

Holy Shit

Kill a particularly rabid undead.

+10

Flash of Steel

Cut an arrow out of the air.

+5

Cleanup Crew

Kill 10 enemies.

+5

Making Progress

Reach level 2.

+5

Welcome to the Dungeon

Die for the first time.

+5

This isn't so hard....

Kill your first enemy.

+80

LVL 100

Corporate Legend

10 days ago

play_10h

+60

10,000,000.00 $$$

Eight Figures

+35

Prestige 5 Times!

11 days ago

+50

LVL 50

Senior Manager

+40

millionaire

1,000,000.00!

veteran

Dedicated CEO

+40

100K

Entrepreneur

crypto

HODL

+90

LVL 10

Junior CEO

+20

10k

Getting Serious

Starting Up

beta

Beta Tester

+10

Welcome

Welcome Aboard

+20

Survive 20 Rounds

+15

Survive 15 Rounds

+10

Survive 10 Rounds