22 days ago

+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
+15
Double Jointed
Reached level 10 on joint damage.
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.

24 days ago

+5
Protein Enthusiast
Protein is all you need
+5
Casual Curler
Doing curls all day long
+5
Dumbbell Dreamer
Sometimes I dream about Dumbbells
+5
Weakling Workout
Every rep fuels the rise from weak to warrior!
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
+5
Obsidian Skin
Fall without injuring yourself

one month ago

+20
Played for one hour
+50
1000 sum merges
+5
My First Health Violation
The health inspector found some dirty things
+30
Reach level 10
+5
First Process
Process your first Terry
+5
The First Checkpoint
Enter the very first checkpoint
+15
Reach level 5
+5
10-Merge
+5
Tutorial Grand Master
Congratulations! You're so smart :)