Just what the doctor ordered

Forget Mermaids. Mermaids Sing. Sirens Kill.

The most expensive materials for the most valuable persons. Hail the King!

A conservative short haircut with an uneven part and lifeless shape.

Found at a car boot sale.

Decorate Bra, only for special occasions.

Perfect for telling the time!

How romantic...

Wouldn't want to face a minenwerfer without this

Protects your head from roads

Dress me like one of your french girls

Horse not included

Encourages people to ask for your name and badge number

You wouldn't steal a car.. right?

Perfect for tricking people into thinking you know how to catch fish

Dress to grill

Stops hair going in food

Perfect for social distancing

Prevents atoms getting all over your nice clothes

A lovely outfit for just chilling in your cell