28 days ago
+5
Obsidian Skin
Fall without injuring yourself
+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.
+15
Double Jointed
Reached level 10 on joint damage.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
+10
Novice Racer
Reach the goal ten times.
+10
Uncommon
Receive your first Uncommon skin.
+5
First Race
Reach the goal for the first time.
+5
Gacha!
Receive your first skin from the Marble Machine.
one month ago
+5
Died
+5
Metaphysical
Picked up Maxwell!
+10
Halloween 2025
Play during October 2025
+5
Unlucky
Report (correctly) two non-anomalous locations in a row
+15
Interactor
Interact with all objects in the level
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
7 months ago
+5
Visit bathroom
+5
Visit kitchen
+5
Visit bedroom
+5
Visit living room
+10
Anabolic Overlord
Master of gains, feared by the weak
+10
Iron Titan
Unstoppable juggernaut of strength
+10
Muscle Machine
Pure muscle and iron build to lift.
+50
LEVEL UNLOCKED: Farm 🌱
If sun’s up, work ain’t done 🌞🚜
+10
Gym Rookie
This is now your life
+5
Protein Enthusiast
Protein is all you need
+5
Casual Curler
Doing curls all day long
+5
Dumbbell Dreamer
Sometimes I dream about Dumbbells
+5
Weakling Workout
Every rep fuels the rise from weak to warrior!
Is this considered canon?
Shoot your cannon for the first time
