11 hours ago
+5
Died
12 hours ago
+5
Metaphysical
Picked up Maxwell!
yesterday
+10
Halloween 2025
Play during October 2025
+5
Unlucky
Report (correctly) two non-anomalous locations in a row
+15
Interactor
Interact with all objects in the level
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
6 months ago
+5
Visit bathroom
+5
Visit kitchen
+5
Visit bedroom
+5
Visit living room
+10
Anabolic Overlord
Master of gains, feared by the weak
+10
Iron Titan
Unstoppable juggernaut of strength
+10
Muscle Machine
Pure muscle and iron build to lift.
+50
LEVEL UNLOCKED: Farm 🌱
If sun’s up, work ain’t done 🌞🚜
+10
Gym Rookie
This is now your life
+5
Protein Enthusiast
Protein is all you need
+5
Casual Curler
Doing curls all day long
+5
Dumbbell Dreamer
Sometimes I dream about Dumbbells
+5
Weakling Workout
Every rep fuels the rise from weak to warrior!
Is this considered canon?
Shoot your cannon for the first time
