Fall's most important fashion question: what if your head was an acorn? This chunky knit beanie has rows of knitted scales like a real acorn cap, a stubby knitted stem on top and a felt oak leaf sewn on beside it. The rolled brim came out a bit lopsided, and somebody sewed a patch on the front that just says NUTS.

It's been worn all autumn: a bit pilled and fuzzy, faded on top, grubby round the brim, and one scale at the back got redone in the wrong yarn.

Triangles: 3,732 / 1,872 / 924 / 472 / 250 across the 5 LODs.

Fits male and female. Squirrels may follow you.