Run, run, as fast as you can... too late. Somebody already got a bite in.
It's a giant round gingerbread-man head, made out of foam and painted like a fresh-baked cookie. It grins a huge piped-icing smile, and the smile is the window, so you peek out through the cookie's mouth. Two shiny sugared gumdrops make the eyes (one red, one green), with fat surprised icing eyebrows above them, and a wavy icing border runs round the face.
Up on one side, where an ear should be, there's a big bite with tooth marks, crumbly cookie round its edge and a dark hollow in the middle.
It's toasted dark round the back, with baked pits and cracks and a burnt patch on one side. A bit of the icing border got knocked off, there's a fingerprint in the smile, one gumdrop got squished, and there are crumbs everywhere.
Triangles: 5,202 / 1,838 / 1,396 / 804 / 460 across the 5 LODs.