Every family has a Thanksgiving morning football game, and every game needs one person yelling from the sidelines with a giant foam hand. Be that person.

It's a huge burnt-orange foam finger on your right hand, index finger raised, with #1 up the finger and GO GOBBLERS! across the fist on both sides. The thumb is a turkey head with a big round eye, a beak and a red foam wattle glued on, and the cuff has team stripes. It's been through the whole game: grass stains, a muddy thumbprint, crushed edges, a gravy drip from halftime and a dot of cranberry sauce on the back.

Triangles: 4,724 / 2,402 / 1,052 / 546 / 300 across the 5 LODs.

The Gobblers have never won a game. Nobody has told them.