Turkey slippers for the cold kitchen floor. Every toe gets a plush turkey with a floppy red snood, a fan of tail feathers and two googly eyes that can't agree where to look.

They come out every November. The plush is matted, the cuffs have gone grey, and both turkeys somehow have gravy on their heads.

Triangles: 5,596 / 2,800 / 1,400 / 624 / 248 across the 5 LODs.

Warning: may gobble when you're not looking.