Somebody came home from school with this, and it's going on at the dinner table whether you like it or not.

It's a strip of orange construction paper stapled into a crown, with a traced-hand turkey glued to the front: four crayon feathers, a brown thumb for a neck, a googly eye, a beak and a wattle. GOBBLE is written underneath in big marker letters. The crayon goes over the lines, there's glitter stuck in the glue, the tape is doing its best, and one feather has already been folded in a backpack. The turkey's name is on the back. It's Tom.

Goes great with the Hand Turkey Tee, if you're fully committing to the bit.

Triangles: 3,576 / 1,574 / 832 / 500 / 372 across the 5 LODs.

Fridge door sold separately.