Grandma spent all of November knitting this. It shows.
A cross-eyed reindeer grins across the chest with a big fluffy pom-pom for a nose. HO HO HOLD ON is knitted underneath (the second O came out green, and nobody's mentioning it), and there are snowflakes everywhere else.
Pilled sleeves, faded shoulders, a cocoa stain on one cuff and a loose yarn end at the hem. It's been to every holiday party since.
Triangles: 3,511 / 1,751 / 882 / 441 / 223 across the 5 LODs (female: 3,511 / 1,751 / 879 / 443 / 223).
Warning: may cause spontaneous carolling.