Mistletoe Dangler
Released
A knit beanie with a springy wire arm dangling fake mistletoe over your face. Whoever stands in front of you is under it.
Why wait to bump into someone under the mistletoe when you can bring the mistletoe with you?
It's a chunky cranberry beanie with a cream cuff. A black coil spring is stuck on top, and out of it comes a green wire arm that curves forward over your face like a little fishing rod. Dangling off the end on a red satin bow is a sprig of fake plastic mistletoe: four fat leaves, six pearly berries and a kraft-paper tag that says PUCKER UP, in case anyone missed the point.
Whoever stands in front of you is now officially under the mistletoe. In play mode the sprig swings and bobs every time you move, so there's no escaping it.
The knit is pilled, there's a cocoa stain on the cuff, the spring's paint is chipped, and the plastic leaves have seen a few too many office parties.
Triangles: 7,270 / 3,976 / 2,704 / 1,660 / 1,050 across the 5 LODs.
Results may vary. Slaps not included.
It's a chunky cranberry beanie with a cream cuff. A black coil spring is stuck on top, and out of it comes a green wire arm that curves forward over your face like a little fishing rod. Dangling off the end on a red satin bow is a sprig of fake plastic mistletoe: four fat leaves, six pearly berries and a kraft-paper tag that says PUCKER UP, in case anyone missed the point.
Whoever stands in front of you is now officially under the mistletoe. In play mode the sprig swings and bobs every time you move, so there's no escaping it.
The knit is pilled, there's a cocoa stain on the cuff, the spring's paint is chipped, and the plastic leaves have seen a few too many office parties.
Triangles: 7,270 / 3,976 / 2,704 / 1,660 / 1,050 across the 5 LODs.
Results may vary. Slaps not included.