Somebody found Santa's sack and decided it was theirs now.
It's a big red velvet gift sack crammed so full you can see the corners of the boxes through the fabric, with a fluffy white fur trim round the open top. A green present with a red bow and a cream one with a gold ribbon are poking out, and a red-and-white striped one has tipped over the edge and is about to go. One thick gold rope is knotted round the neck, slung over the right shoulder and across the chest, and tied round the bottom corner. It's a backpack now.
The sack has done a lot of chimneys: the bottom is black with soot, the velvet is rubbed thin where the boxes push through, the fur has gone grey and matted in places and the rope is frayed. A canvas patch sewn on the back says PROPERTY OF S. CLAUS. Nobody's returned it yet.
Triangles: 12,298 / 6,244 / 2,592 / 1,056 / 580 across the 5 LODs.
Please don't look in the sack.