Somebody built a snowman, ran out of snow and used your head instead.
It's a chunky white knitted beanie with a whole snowman's face on the front. It has two lumps of coal for eyes, a crooked coal smile across the brim and a knitted carrot nose sticking straight out of your forehead, drooping slightly. Two twig arms poke out of the sides, one waving. On top sits the snowman's own tiny black top hat, with a red band and a little snow still on it.
The tag on the back says KEEP FROZEN. It has been worn all winter: the knit is fuzzy and pilled, the coal has rubbed grey dust into the wool and the carrot has gone pale at the tip.
Triangles: 5,096 / 2,786 / 1,640 / 892 / 524 across the 5 LODs.
Melts at room temperature. Probably.