Become the bird. A full plush turkey costume: stuffed belly, little wing flaps, a big fan of tail feathers and three-toed turkey-foot booties.
Your face pokes out of the hood and the turkey's own googly-eyed head sits on top of yours. So technically there are two faces. Only one of them is having a good time.
It's done a lot of Thanksgiving fun runs: matted elbows, gravy on the belly and filthy booties.
Triangles: 9,430 / 4,335 / 2,170 / 1,066 / 556 across the 5 LODs.
Warning: do not wear near anyone holding a carving knife.