one year ago
+10
Found the Exit
Completed the demo level
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.
+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
+15
Double Jointed
Reached level 10 on joint damage.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
+5
Obsidian Skin
Fall without injuring yourself
+5
I'm shrimply incredible
Achieve victory for the first time!
+5
The First Step
+50
Died
+15
Sustained a tragic burn injury to the phallus.
+20
Surely You're Cheating
Get 10 kills through solid walls, and make everyone think you're cheating.
+10
25 Kills
Get 25 kills in any mode
+10
Wall Hacker
Get a kill through a solid wall.
+5
10 Kills
Get 10 kills in any mode