At first, I thought it was a rare, polished game since the theme was coherent. Then I realised I’d seen these characters before, they’re Kenny assets, which is fine if the game also didn’t make me first pass off the UI as "potentially" human made. But seeing the assets made me second guess that since the assets are just there to mask the potentially AI made UI. These revelations also stemmed from my immersion being broken when I heard those GOD AWFUL ai lyrics, at which point I snapped out of an addictive trance, only to realise that a majority of the game’s features are potentially just AI made. And for some reason, they put in a random music player feature, which features AI music 😔 Sometimes, less is better. And again I'll say it here, this is nothing new, if I wanted to play tile swap, I'd just play tile swap.

The game looks alright, however, my problem is that your batteries run out like instantly, which is annoying cuz I'm here to play a horror game, not a survival battery hunting game. Also, I got merked like 5 seconds in. I walked into the building, and what I can only presume was some sort of clown (the torch only shows like 1 meter in front of you, the rest is pitch black) flipped a bunch of chairs over and then beat me to death? Dare I reiterate what the game is called: "Paranormal Observation", implying that we observe paranormal events. I went into this thinking it would maybe be a chiller Phasmophobia, but sadly, it's just a ghost-beats-you-up simulator (I couldn't even see him). ANOTHER thing is what I would consider "bad load times." The load times aren't actually bad, there's just ONE MILLION loading screens. ofc the default s&box loading screen, followed by a splash screen, then a flash transition loading screen when you click play, then the loading screen when transitioning between scenes then another like starting game splash screen... again... then when you want to go drive your car... there's one (technically 2 because you have to drive back) loading screen(s). The last thing I'd like to mention as well is that when I was hit by... a clown or whatever was beating me violently while laughing, my controls either turned off, inverted, decreased greatly, idk what happened, but my character was walking really slow, limping, and walking in a completely wrong direction. So even if I did want to escape the thing beating me, I couldn't. It just walked me into a wall and let the thing beat me over and over. Oh actually, there’s one last thing. I could be wrong, but I’m like 90% sure the UI is made with Claude, and the song in the store is AI generated with Suno... so...

I ONLY HAVE 60 SECONDS TO WRITE THIS BEFORE I GET BLOWN UP, THIS IS LITERLALY JUST 60 SECOND THE GAME BUT COPIED AND NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT. ALL IT TOOK WAS 60 SECONDS FOR ME TO REASLISE THAT THIS WAS SH*T (I OWE MY FRIEND 20% FOR THAT). DO BETTER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fun for like 20, then u never touch it again, not worth the time