11 days ago

+100

3000 Spank Speed

+50

5 Million Distance

5 million distance in a single run.

+10

60 Second Run

Have a run last 60 seconds or longer

+5

30 Second Run

Have a run last 30 seconds or longer

+25

Meet The Dealer

Go get your reward...

+20

Iron Will

Decline 50 Drugs

+90

Infamous

Reach a Score of 500,000

+10

Rock Bottom

Max out a Stat Negatively

+100

The Great Wheel Turns

Complete the Dungeon on Descension Level 10

12 days ago

+50

2000 Spank Speed

+25

1 Million Distance

1 million distance in a single run.

+25

1000 Spank Speed

+5

Spanker

Spank Terry for the first time.

13 days ago

+25

Mass Murderer

Kill 500 enemies

+10

Willpower

Decline 10 Drugs

+75

Notorious

Reach a Score of 100,000

+40

Junkie

Take 100 drugs

+40

Untouchable

Get a 15 Killstreak

+100

Surgeon

Headshot 200 enemies

+50

Legendary

Score 50,000

+20

Addict

Take 50 drugs

+15

Slayer

Kill 100 enemies

+20

Sharpshooter

Headshot 50 enemies

+5

Pharmacist

Take 10 drugs

+25

High Roller

Score 10,000

+5

Clean

Decline a Drug

+10

Headhunter

Headshot 10 enemies

+20

On A Roll

Get a 5 killstreak

+5

First Blood... Yours.

Die for the first time

+5

First Blood

Kill your first enemy

25 days ago

+75

Death, Blight and all that gives Fright

Complete the Dungeon on Descension Level 7.

26 days ago

+15

It's More Like a Cliff

Die 25 times.

one month ago

+25

Unlock Garry

+10

Unlock Baron

+10

Unlock Stingray

+10

Holding Out

Reach round 5 in endless mode.

+10

Dead On

Kill an enemy with a headshot.

+5

First Blood

Kill your first enemy.

+30

By the Light be Purged

Kill 500 enemies.

+5

Newbie

Join lobby for the first time!

+50

Darkness Falls

Complete the Dungeon on Descension Level 5.

+5

Welcome to Guess Who

+10

A Hunk of Iron

Find the Ultra Greatsword

+5

Obsidian Skin

Fall without injuring yourself

+25

Something Stirs

Complete the Dungeon on Descension Level 3.

+25

Mile High Club

Reached the final platform.

+100

Broke Champion

Broke every single bone in your body.

+15

Double Jointed

Reached level 10 on joint damage.

+20

Brittle Bones

Reached level 10 on bone damage.

+50

Rich

Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.