18 hours ago

+15

Big Spanker

Spank Terry 100 times.

+5

Prestige Once

3 days ago

+25

Meet The Dealer

Go get your reward...

4 days ago

+80

Ghost

Get a 30 killstreak

+25

Exterminator

Kill 1000 enemies

5 days ago

+100

3000 Spank Speed

+50

5 Million Distance

5 million distance in a single run.

+50

2000 Spank Speed

+10

60 Second Run

Have a run last 60 seconds or longer

+25

1 Million Distance

1 million distance in a single run.

+5

30 Second Run

Have a run last 30 seconds or longer

+25

1000 Spank Speed

+5

Spanker

Spank Terry for the first time.

11 days ago

+5

Easy Mode

Complete a run on easy difficulty.

+40

Destructor

Kill 1500 enemies in a single run.

+50

Great escape..

Thanks for playing!

+20

Human anatomy

Phew!

+10

Dread сountdown

Give this game a try

13 days ago

+40

Junkie

Take 100 drugs

17 days ago

+10

Rock Bottom

Max out a Stat Negatively

+25

Mass Murderer

Kill 500 enemies

+20

Iron Will

Decline 50 Drugs

+20

Addict

Take 50 drugs

19 days ago

+75

Notorious

Reach a Score of 100,000

+10

Willpower

Decline 10 Drugs

+100

Surgeon

Headshot 200 enemies

+50

Legendary

Score 50,000

+5

Pharmacist

Take 10 drugs

+15

Slayer

Kill 100 enemies

+40

Untouchable

Get a 15 Killstreak

+20

Sharpshooter

Headshot 50 enemies

+5

Clean

Decline a Drug

+5

First Blood... Yours.

Die for the first time

+25

High Roller

Score 10,000

+10

Headhunter

Headshot 10 enemies

+20

On A Roll

Get a 5 killstreak

+5

First Blood

Kill your first enemy

21 days ago

+5

Making Progress

Reach level 2.

+5

Cleanup Crew

Kill 10 enemies.

+15

A Hair's Breadth

Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.

one month ago

+50

Rich

Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.

+5

Obsidian Skin

Fall without injuring yourself

+15

Dislocator

Dislocated every joint in your body.

+10

String Cheese

Reached level 10 on ligament damage.

+10

Modest Fortune

Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!

+15

Eagle

Reached level 5 on air control.

+25

It's Complicated

Build a very complicated contraption with 30 separate constraints.

+5

Welcome to the Dungeon

Die for the first time.

+5

This isn't so hard....

Kill your first enemy.

+10

Death's Dance

Parry an attack that would've killed you.