5 days ago

+5
Prestige Once
+15
Big Spanker
Spank Terry 100 times.
+15
120 Second Run Duration
Have a run last 120 Seconds or longer
+50
2000 Spank Speed
+100
10 Million Distance
10 million distance in a single run.
+50
5 Million Distance
5 million distance in a single run.
+10
60 Second Run
Have a run last 60 seconds or longer
+25
1000 Spank Speed
+25
1 Million Distance
1 million distance in a single run.
+5
30 Second Run
Have a run last 30 seconds or longer

6 days ago

+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.
+5
Full Send
Three self-blanks back-to-back
+5
Statistical Outlier
Die to a self-shot on a fresh cylinder
+5
Winner Winner Human Dinner
First win
+5
Untouchable
Win with nobody ever aiming at you
+5
First Blood
First kill

3 months ago

+10
Green Light!
Won a round of Red Light, Green Light
+10
False Alarm
Won a round of Siren's Forest
+10
Out of the Woods
Survive the Entity in the forest
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
+5
Obsidian Skin
Fall without injuring yourself
+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+15
Double Jointed
Reached level 10 on joint damage.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
Walk 1km
You have walked one kilometer in game