Kill an enemy with your bear hands.

Kill 50 enemies.

Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 27 seconds or more left on easy mode

Deliver 10 cleansed objects

Accumulate a total of 500 points

Earn 500 points and unlock your first batch of Hail Mary purification grenades

Destroy 10 growths

Cleanse your first object using any tool

First round survived

Earn $1M total

Escape 100 balls

Spawn 100 balls

Reach 1,000 total bounces

Earn $1K total

Earn money from one escaped ball

Spawn your first ball

Defeat a skilled swordsman.

Reach level 5.

Kill a particularly rabid undead.

Find an Epic item.

Complete 5 Levels

Complete the Tutorial

Sold your first fish

Made sure you looked good for the pond

Prove yourself an angler and catch your first fish

Give this game a try

Spank Terry for the first time.