Each of your clicks increases the chance of a global update

The chance that I will make a masterpiece is +1%

If this game gets 20 likes, I'll keep making it

This meme was created by simalami

Earn 5 simki. I know it's difficult, but you can do it

I know you're annoyed by clickers. But I like developing games. I was getting high from the development

Achieve the Flow State

Buy your first item from the shop.

Play your first run.

Collect 1 cosmetics.

Play between 00:00 and 04:00 local time.

Perform 1 System Updates.

Bank driving income once

Hit a single near-miss or close call

Drive faster than 100km/h for 15s or more

5 wins in a row? Prisoners could do better!

At 0 hp, you let one last strike or events caused the AI down with you. A tie in glory!

Earn 1 million lifetime energy.

Fill the heat bar and trigger your first frenzy.

Buy your first generator and start the passive income loop.

You clicked. It begins.

Launch HEGEMON for the first time.

Spawn your first golden ball

Spawn 1,000 balls

Reach 25,000 total bounces

Reach level 5

Earn $1M total

Escape 100 balls

Spawn 100 balls

Buy your first auto spawn ticket

Reach 1,000 total bounces

Earn $1K total

Earn money from one escaped ball

Spawn your first ball