2 days ago
+5
Almond Joy
Drink almond water.
+5
Ariadne's Thread
Run a yarn thread.
+15
Two Weeks Notice
Work 14 days in a row.
+5
Off With Your Head
Rostovoy took your head off.
+5
I Know That Meme
Hear a meme in your delirium.
+15
Bolt Collector
Throw 500 bolts.
+5
Squeaky Clean
Squeeze the duck 24 times up to its highest pitch.
+20
Railway Worker
Ride 10 km on the handcar.
+10
Magpie Dossier
Open all 6 bestiary facts about the Magpie.
+10
Hisser Dossier
Open all 6 bestiary facts about the Hisser.
+5
Workplace Accident
Hit a teammate with a crowbar.
+15
Dress Code
The whole crew of four in the same suit.
+5
Paying to Work
Hand the poop in at the window. It costs you.
+5
Explosive Diarrhea
Die from the runs.
+5
Delicacy
Eat the poop.
+75
Release Candidate
Reach a 100 kill combo.
+75
Notorious
Reach a Score of 100,000
+40
Untouchable
Get a 15 Killstreak
+20
Addict
Take 50 drugs
+10
Developer Mode
Open the developer console.
+100
Power Restored
Clear the cursed wave 13.
+30
Wallhack
Kill 10 Anti-Cheats from behind in one run.
+100
Early Access
Clear wave 10.
+60
Rewrite Survivor
Delete THE REWRITE.
+75
Just a Crowbar
Kill 50 enemies with the Crowbar in one run.
+30
It's Not a Bug
Kill 10 enemies with .EXE barrels in one run.
+15
prop_physics
Pop 5 watermelons in one run.
+60
It Actually Shipped
Delete SOON™.
+25
Missing Texture
Kill 100 Placeholders in one run.
+30
Yeet
Kill 10 enemies with thrown things in one run.
+30
Up and Away
Tie balloons to 10 enemies in one run.
+30
Dev Preview
Clear wave 5.
+60
Scope Cut
Delete SCOPE CREEP.
+75
Remover Main
Remove 25 enemies with the Tool Gun in one run.
+30
Empty Export
Push the export size past 2.00 GB.
+35
kill -9
Reap 13 downed Zombie Processes in one run.
+25
Hotloaded
Reach a 25 kill combo.
+15
Spelling Bee
Kill 5 loose ERROR letters in one run.
+35
No Regressions
Clear a wave without taking damage.
+5
Hello World
Kill your first enemy.
7 days ago
+40
Fifty Doors
Walk through 50 doors in a single run
+30
Killing Spree
Kill 3 Bystanders as the Murderer in a span of 5 seconds
+25
COLLECTED
Deliver 013 Hold for Collection
+20
FIRE ESCAPE
Deliver 012 Return Address
+20
ACROSS THE STREET
Deliver 011 Airmail
+15
UPSTAIRS
Deliver 010 Transfer
+10
EXPRESS
Earn Express on any level
+15
DISTURBED
Deliver 009 Do Not Disturb
+15
DEEP END
Deliver 008 Pool Closed
+10
THE HOUSE LOSES
Deliver 007 House Rules