Reach level 2.

Die for the first time.

Kill your first enemy.

Restart the game using the emergency reset button

Accumulate a total of 10.000 points

Accidentally destroy more than 10 metal objects using the Purgator

Deliver 100 cleansed objects

Deliver 10 purified objects

Feed the Curse Eater so much that it goes into hibernation

Purify your first object using any tool

Use the Purgator to destroy 5 growths at once

Accumulate a total of 5000 points

Earn 2500 points and unlock the Purgator Unit

Destroy 100 growths

Earn 3000 points and unlock the Curse Eater

Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 22 seconds or more left on hard mode

Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 27 seconds or more left on hard mode

Earn 1500 points and unlock the Purifier

Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 27 seconds or more left on easy mode

Deliver 10 cleansed objects

Accumulate a total of 500 points

Earn 500 points and unlock your first batch of Hail Mary purification grenades

Destroy 10 growths

Cleanse your first object using any tool

Have a run last 60 seconds or longer

Have a run last 30 seconds or longer

1 million distance in a single run.

Spank Terry for the first time.

Get one hundred corner hits

Get twenty corner hits

Get ten corner hits

Get five corner hits

Get your first corner hit

Score 50,000

Headshot 200 enemies

Take 50 drugs

Max out a Stat Positively

Decline 10 Drugs

Kill 100 enemies

Take 10 drugs

Headshot 50 enemies

Get a 15 Killstreak

Score 10,000

Decline a Drug

Get a 5 killstreak