Turn on the generator

Prestige for the first time.

Have $100,000.

Crack 50 geodes.

Build the elevator.

Dig out a fossil.

Step inside a cave.

Break 1,000 chunks of dirt.

Put two vehicles in one convoy.

Own a digger.

Own a wheelbarrow.

Crack a geode.

Dig your hole down to lap 5.

Buy an upgrade at the toolchest.

Sell a load at the register.

Break your first chunk of dirt.

Complete the Tutorial

Blueberry

Restart the game using the emergency reset button

Deliver 10 purified objects

Accumulate a total of 10.000 points

Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 27 seconds or more left on hard mode

Deliver 100 cleansed objects

Accidentally destroy more than 10 metal objects using the Purgator

Purify your first object using any tool

Use the Purgator to destroy 5 growths at once

Feed the Curse Eater so much that it goes into hibernation

Accumulate a total of 5000 points

Earn 2500 points and unlock the Purgator Unit

Earn 3000 points and unlock the Curse Eater

Destroy 100 growths

Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 22 seconds or more left on hard mode

Earn 1500 points and unlock the Purifier

Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 27 seconds or more left on easy mode

Deliver 10 cleansed objects

Accumulate a total of 500 points

Earn 500 points and unlock your first batch of Hail Mary purification grenades

Destroy 10 growths

Finish depositing your last object with 1 or less seconds remaining

Cleanse your first object using any tool

Okay you've had your fun. You can stop now.

Having fun?

Wow good job you found the secret fart button.

Patience is a valuable trait and makes people around you enjoy your company.

You just made doorguy lose his job. Shame on you!

Maybe Kitty should go on a diet?