8 days ago
+25
High Roller
Unlock High Roller.
+25
Packed House
Own 24 machines.
+100
Seriously ...
Kill 100 people
+15
Little Slugger
Get 10 kills with slugs
+15
Can you SPELL the word Knife?
Get 10 kills with the knife
9 days ago
+10
Sweaty Hands
Fail the lockpicking minigame.
+15
Troublemaker
Reach Wanted Level III.
+5
Breaking Bad
Commit your first crime.
+15
Expanding Empire
Own 12 machines.
+10
Full House
Own 6 machines.
+20
Long Distance Relationship
Score after a punt travels at least 1,500 units.
+30
Somehow Useless
Get the round's most kills while scoring 0 points.
+30
Propaganda
Kill 5 enemies using props in one round.
+20
Small but Deadly
Kill an enemy with a tiny, light prop.
+10
Death by Furniture
Get your first prop kill.
+30
Somehow Useful
Get 0 kills while recording your team's highest personal contribution.
+30
Perfect Round
Win without your team losing a point.
+10
First-Degree Nickin'
Win your first round.
+25
MEGA WIN
Hit a Mega Win.
+15
Jackpot!
Hit a Jackpot.
+20
Money Machine
Reach $10 million.
+25
Nine Figures
Reach $100 million.
10 days ago
+15
Millionaire
Reach $1 million.
+10
Making Bank
Reach $100,000.
+5
Pocket Change
Reach $10,000.
+50
STILL STANDING
Survive five minutes in one life.
+40
TITAN
Reach step 4, the biggest.
+20
MONSTER
Reach step 3.
+10
BRUISER
Reach step 2.
+20
LIGHTS OUT
Floor a dazed body with one hook.
+45
REGICIDE
Eat the body wearing the crown.
+15
NO HANDS
Finish a meal without ever mashing.
+30
DAVID
Eat a body a whole step above yours.
+30
READ IT COMING
Parry a full charge.
+5
FIRST BLOOD
Land ten blows.
+5
FIRST BITE
Eat one body.
+12
Gassy Pooner
Use 50 gas blasts
+5
Swinger!
Swing a total distance of 1 mile
+5
Pooned!!!
Poon an enemy while they are airborne
+5
Your first poon
Get your first kill with the poon
+50
IRON SAUSAGE
Win a tournament on hard
+25
HARD-EARNED
Win a game on hard
+25
MEDAL COLLECTOR
Win a tournament on medium
+10
THE FINISHER
Complete an entire tournament
+10
BRAGGING RIGHTS
Win a game over a human
+10
CONTENDER
Win a game on medium
+10
Double Trouble
Earn your first Double Kill medal.
+10
Three in a Row
Get 3 kills in one life.
+5
Out of Lives
Take an opponent's final life.
+10
Streak Breaker
Earn your first Buzzkill medal.