10 hours ago

+5

Prestige Once

+50

2000 Spank Speed

2 days ago

+15

Big Spanker

Spank Terry 100 times.

11 days ago

+5

Lucky spud

Land a critical click.

+5

Warm fingers

Click 100 times.

+5

First tap

Click the potato.

15 days ago

+15

120 Second Run Duration

Have a run last 120 Seconds or longer

+100

10 Million Distance

10 million distance in a single run.

+50

5 Million Distance

5 million distance in a single run.

+10

60 Second Run

Have a run last 60 seconds or longer

24 days ago

+10

The Fishy Market Is Bullish

Sold your first fish

+10

Fish Fear Me

Catch 10 fish

+5

It's O-FISH-al

Prove yourself an angler and catch your first fish

26 days ago

+10

'Curve' is a Strong Word

Die 10 times.

27 days ago

+10

Shattered Steel

Defeat a skilled swordsman.

+10

Glimmers of Greatness

Find an Epic item.

+25

Cure the Damned

Kill 50 enemies.

+10

Apprentice

Reach level 5.

+10

Holy Shit

Kill a particularly rabid undead.

29 days ago

+15

Eagle

Reached level 5 on air control.

+10

Modest Fortune

Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!

one month ago

+5

30 Second Run

Have a run last 30 seconds or longer

+25

1 Million Distance

1 million distance in a single run.

+25

1000 Spank Speed

+5

Spanker

Spank Terry for the first time.

+25

Win a race

+15

Finish a race

+15

Pick up 5 pickups

+10

Rip and Tear

Kill an enemy with your bear hands.

+10

Death's Dance

Parry an attack that would've killed you.

+5

Cleanup Crew

Kill 10 enemies.

+5

Making Progress

Reach level 2.

+5

Welcome to the Dungeon

Die for the first time.

+5

This isn't so hard....

Kill your first enemy.

+25

Unlock Wright

+50

Unlock Shuttle

+25

Unlock Fighter

+10

Unlock Baron

+25

Unlock Garry

+10

Unlock Stingray

Open Soccer Event Chest

+10

Open Desert Door

+15

Obtain Your First Pet

+15

Rebirth Your First Time

+5

Cut Your First Mushroom

Score Goal During Soccer Event

+10

Past Your Bedtime

Boot a game between 2 and 5 A.M. local time

+5

Power On

Boot your first game

+10

First Twist

You met the mascot and completed tutorial

+10

First Drop

First round survived