4 days ago

Complete the tutorial
+10
Combo x100
Talkative
+5
Ten Down
+5
Starting - 150 CPM
+60
Competitive Speed - 600 CPM
+70
Unstable Light - 700 CPM
+65
Beyond the Threshold - 650 CPM
+5
Combo x50
+50
Keyboard Elite - 500 CPM
Small Talker
+40
Barrier Breaker - 400 CPM
+5
Average Speed - 200 CPM
+20
Expert Typist - 325 CPM
+15
Production Speed - 300 CPM
+15
Intermediate Typist - 275 CPM
+45
Overheating - 450 CPM
+35
High Speed - 350 CPM
+10
Above Average - 250 CPM
+5
Beginner Typist - 225 CPM
+5
Your First Sentence!
+5
Combo x10

11 days ago

Experienced
Complete 5 Levels
Rookie
Complete the Tutorial
+100
10 Million Distance
10 million distance in a single run.
+50
5 Million Distance
5 million distance in a single run.
+50
2000 Spank Speed
+10
60 Second Run
Have a run last 60 seconds or longer
+5
30 Second Run
Have a run last 30 seconds or longer
+25
1 Million Distance
1 million distance in a single run.
+25
1000 Spank Speed
+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.

2 months ago

+10
One Down
Annihilate your first planet.
+10
Blue Marble
Annihilate Earth.
+10
Requisition Approved
Buy your first weapon upgrade.
+5
First Impact
Land your first hit on a planet.

5 months ago

+5
First Blood... Yours.
Die for the first time
+25
High Roller
Score 10,000
+10
Headhunter
Headshot 10 enemies
+20
On A Roll
Get a 5 killstreak
+5
First Blood
Kill your first enemy
+10
Burning Deposit
Deliver an object that's still on fire
+20
The Curse Eater
Earn 3000 points and unlock the Curse Eater
+20
Workplace Safety
Use the Purge Lance to extinguish a fire you started
+10
Purging Menace
Destroy 100 growths
+10
The Purifier
Earn 1500 points and unlock the Purifier
+10
Easy Blast Processing
Deal with all the objects and skip the timer with 27 seconds or more left on easy mode
+10
Expert Exorcist I
Deliver 10 cleansed objects
+10
Company Intern
Accumulate a total of 500 points
+10
Hail Marys
Earn 500 points and unlock your first batch of Hail Mary purification grenades