11 days ago

+5

100 Clips

Reach 100 Paperclips

+5

First Blood... Yours.

Die for the first time

+5

First Blood

Kill your first enemy

Rookie

Complete the Tutorial

one month ago

+5

Find Your First Gnome

+5

Open Grass Door

+5

Cut Your First Grass

Walk 1km

You have walked one kilometer in game

2 months ago

Beta Tester

Play during the Beta

8 months ago

+15

A Flickering Flame

Complete the Dungeon for the first time.

+20

Still Wakes the Dead

Defeat the Wraith.

+10

Shattered Steel

Defeat a skilled swordsman.

+10

Flash of Steel

Cut an arrow out of the air.

+10

Glimmers of Greatness

Find an Epic item.

+10

'Curve' is a Strong Word

Die 10 times.

+15

A Hair's Breadth

Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.

+20

Guess 10 rooms with car logos

+10

Guess 1 room with car logos

+20

Guess 10 rooms with memes

+10

Guess 1 room with memes

+20

Guess 10 rooms with brainrots

+10

Guess 1 room with brainrots

+10

Guess 1 room with films

+5

Guess 1 room with classical music

+15

Guess 10 rooms with rock music

+5

Guess 1 room with rock music

+15

Guess 10 rooms with pop music

+5

Guess 1 room with pop music

+25

Cure the Damned

Kill 50 enemies.

+5

Welcome to the Dungeon

Die for the first time.

+10

Apprentice

Reach level 5.

+10

Holy Shit

Kill a particularly rabid undead.

+10

Death's Dance

Parry an attack that would've killed you.

+5

Cleanup Crew

Kill 10 enemies.

+5

Making Progress

Reach level 2.

+5

This isn't so hard....

Kill your first enemy.

+15

Interactor

Interact with all objects in the level

10 months ago

+5

Obsidian Skin

Fall without injuring yourself

+25

Mile High Club

Reached the final platform.

+50

Rich

Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.

+15

Double Jointed

Reached level 10 on joint damage.

+20

Brittle Bones

Reached level 10 on bone damage.

+15

Eagle

Reached level 5 on air control.

+10

String Cheese

Reached level 10 on ligament damage.

+15

Dislocator

Dislocated every joint in your body.

+100

Broke Champion

Broke every single bone in your body.

+10

Modest Fortune

Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!

one year ago

+5

Earn 100 $

+20

Could this be your true calling?

Change jobs

+50

Knock, knock, anybody home?

Knock on a door