13 days ago

+70
Relentless
Send 500 attacks across your campaigns.
+20
First Blood
Eliminate your first rival power.
+10
EXPRESS
Earn Express on any level
+15
THE COURIER'S LINE
Earn the courier's line on any level
+15
UPSTAIRS
Deliver 010 Transfer
+15
DISTURBED
Deliver 009 Do Not Disturb
+15
DEEP END
Deliver 008 Pool Closed
+10
THE HOUSE LOSES
Deliver 007 House Rules
+10
OFF CAMERA
Deliver 006 Heavy Delivery
+10
ATRIUM CLEARED
Deliver 005 Fragile
+10
THROUGH THE HATCH
Deliver 004 Special Handling
+5
BULK RATE
Deliver 003 Bulk Mail
+5
STRAIGHT OFF THE BAT
Deliver a level with your first ever round at it
+5
TWO FOR ONE
Deliver 002 Return to Sender
+5
FIRST POST
Deliver 001 First Class
+5
Body Count
Get fined for lost bodies.
+5
Door Prize
Get eaten by a door that wasn't a door.
+5
First Day on the Job
Die for the first time.
+5
Ice Statue
Freeze solid in a Chill anomaly.

20 days ago

+5
A new beginning
Kill a player
+5
Welcome
First death
+75
Complete 75 percent of the level.
It wasn't that far...
+50
Complete 50 percent of the level.
Half! Not bad!
+25
Complete 25 percent of the level.
The start of a long journey

2 months ago

+100
Surgeon
Headshot 200 enemies
+20
Ending #4
+10
You have died
+5
Played the game
+5
Survive 5 Rounds
+5
It Seems Chill Right Here
Play for the first time!
Success Round!
+15
Unlock Push Mover
+10
Unlock Scythe
+5
Open Grass Door
+5
Cut Your First Grass
+5
level_1
+50
Four Horsemen Budget Pack
Fill all 4 weapon slots
+50
Local Menace
Kill 500 enemies in one run
+25
Skill Issue. Probably.
Die for the first time
+50
Why did you come here?
Enter a non-working game
+10
The Fishy Market Is Bullish
Sold your first fish
+10
Fish Fear Me
Catch 10 fish
+10
Keeping Things Fresh
Catch 5 different kinds of fish
+20
All That Glitters Is Not Necessarily A Goldfish
Catch a shiny fish
+5
Dress-Up
Made sure you looked good for the pond
+20
The Inescapable Cast
Throw a very, VERY long line while casting
+5
It's O-FISH-al
Prove yourself an angler and catch your first fish
+10
serve 1 customer
+75
Notorious
Reach a Score of 100,000
+20
Addict
Take 50 drugs