12 hours ago

+5
Double Kill!
+5
Get one kill
pew pew!

15 hours ago

+25
Cure the Damned
Kill 50 enemies.
+10
Holy Shit
Kill a particularly rabid undead.

16 hours ago

+10
'Curve' is a Strong Word
Die 10 times.
+5
Cleanup Crew
Kill 10 enemies.
+5
Making Progress
Reach level 2.
+10
Death's Dance
Parry an attack that would've killed you.
+15
A Hair's Breadth
Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.
+10
Rip and Tear
Kill an enemy with your bear hands.
+5
Welcome to the Dungeon
Die for the first time.
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.

22 hours ago

+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.

23 hours ago

+15
Double Jointed
Reached level 10 on joint damage.
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
+5
Obsidian Skin
Fall without injuring yourself