Buwield
19 days ago
+25
1 Million Distance
1 million distance in a single run.
+5
30 Second Run
Have a run last 30 seconds or longer
+25
1000 Spank Speed
+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.
+5
Open Grass Door
+5
Find Your First Gnome
+5
Cut Your First Grass
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.
+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+15
Double Jointed
Reached level 10 on joint damage.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.