self diagnosed cuck
15 days ago
+25
Unbroken Chain
Survive five minutes without splitting.
+40
Minimalist
+20
Benefactor
Eject mass 25 times and survive five minutes in one life.
+55
Stable Criticality
Reach 1,000 mass and survive ten minutes in the same life.
+30
Hard To Digest
Survive for ten minutes in one life.
+60
Apex Predator
Consume 100 players across all games.
+20
Full Toolkit
Eat food and an opponent, split, and eject mass in one life.
+70
Unstoppable
Reach 5,000 mass in one life.
+40
Rampage
Consume ten opponents in one life.
+30
Splitless Hunter
Consume three opponents in one life without splitting.
+35
One Cell Army
Reach 1,000 mass without splitting.
+15
Hat Trick
Consume three opponents in one life.
+20
Critical Mass
Reach 1,000 mass in one life.
+10
First Contact
Consume another player.
+10
Packed Lunch
Eat 250 food pellets in one life.
+20
Plant Power
Reach 500 mass without consuming an opponent.
+10
Growing Problem
Reach 250 mass in one life.
+5
First Reaction
Complete your first arena life.
+5
First Bite
Eat your first food pellet.
2 months ago
+100
In the zone
Achieve the Flow State
Sprint
Complete the 0→100 km/h sprint bonus
Speed Sustain
Drive faster than 100km/h for 15s or more
First paycheck
Bank driving income once
+10
Close shave
Hit a single near-miss or close call
+25
Survivor
Survive at least 5 minutes in the Survival game mode.
+30
Demolition
Break 1,000 bricks across all your games.
+85
Flawless
Clear a board without losing a single life.
+25
Rookie Numbers
Rack up 500 points in a single run. Gotta pump those up.
+25
Clean Sweep
Wipe out every brick and clear a whole board.
+15
Warm-Up
Play a full game, from first serve to game over.
+10
First Brick
Smash your very first brick. Everyone starts somewhere!
+10
'Curve' is a Strong Word
Die 10 times.
+25
Cure the Damned
Kill 50 enemies.
+10
Apprentice
Reach level 5.
+10
Glimmers of Greatness
Find an Epic item.
+10
Holy Shit
Kill a particularly rabid undead.
+5
Cleanup Crew
Kill 10 enemies.
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
+15
A Hair's Breadth
Kill an enemy while on (nearly) one hit point.
+10
Death's Dance
Parry an attack that would've killed you.
+5
Making Progress
Reach level 2.
+5
Welcome to the Dungeon
Die for the first time.
+15
Finish a race
3 months ago
+15
Survive 15 Rounds
+10
Flipped Off
Get flipped off by a Mystery Box.
+60
Balanced Ending
Get the Balanced Ending
+30
Neutral Ending
Get the Neutral Ending
+50
Genocide Ending
Get the Genocide Ending
+40
Cat Fur Coat
Harvest 99 Cats
+50
Pacifist Ending
Get the Pacifist Ending