one month ago
+50
Legendary
Score 50,000
+20
Sharpshooter
Headshot 50 enemies
+5
Pharmacist
Take 10 drugs
+40
Untouchable
Get a 15 Killstreak
+25
High Roller
Score 10,000
+10
Headhunter
Headshot 10 enemies
+20
On A Roll
Get a 5 killstreak
+5
First Blood
Kill your first enemy
+5
First Blood... Yours.
Die for the first time
+5
Prestige Once
+100
3000 Spank Speed
+15
Big Spanker
Spank Terry 100 times.
+50
2000 Spank Speed
+15
120 Second Run Duration
Have a run last 120 Seconds or longer
+100
10 Million Distance
10 million distance in a single run.
+50
5 Million Distance
5 million distance in a single run.
+10
60 Second Run
Have a run last 60 seconds or longer
+5
30 Second Run
Have a run last 30 seconds or longer
+25
1 Million Distance
1 million distance in a single run.
+25
1000 Spank Speed
+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.
2 months ago
+25
In the Zone
Activate Zone 10 times in one round.
+10
Quick Charge
Activate Zone again less than 3 seconds after your previous activation ends.
+25
Survivor
Survive at least 5 minutes in the Survival game mode.
4 months ago
+5
Welcome to the Dungeon
Die for the first time.
+10
Glimmers of Greatness
Find an Epic item.
+10
Death's Dance
Parry an attack that would've killed you.
+10
Apprentice
Reach level 5.
+10
Shattered Steel
Defeat a skilled swordsman.
+10
Holy Shit
Kill a particularly rabid undead.
+5
Cleanup Crew
Kill 10 enemies.
+5
Making Progress
Reach level 2.
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
+40
Bounce 10 Times
Bounce off the wall 10 times in a row!
+30
Bounce 5 Times
Bounce off the wall 5 times in a row!
5 months ago
+15
256
Not Bad!
+15
128
Wow, Three Digits!
+10
64
OK, Sixty Four.
+10
32
That's Easy. Right?
+10
16
Not Even Hard!
+5
8
Eight! Eight! Eight!
+5
4
First Merge?!
+5
2
Thanks For Playing...
+15
Rebirth Second Time
+10
Open Desert Door
+15
Unlock Push Mover
+15
Obtain Your First Pet
+15
Rebirth Your First Time
+5
Cut Your First Mushroom
+10
Unlock Scythe