12 days ago
+10
Halfway There - Kill 333 sinners.
+5
Activate Blood Burst for the first time
+5
First Blood
+20
FIRE ESCAPE
Deliver 012 Return Address
+20
ACROSS THE STREET
Deliver 011 Airmail
+15
THE COURIER'S LINE
Earn the courier's line on any level
+10
EXPRESS
Earn Express on any level
+15
UPSTAIRS
Deliver 010 Transfer
+15
DISTURBED
Deliver 009 Do Not Disturb
+15
DEEP END
Deliver 008 Pool Closed
+10
THE HOUSE LOSES
Deliver 007 House Rules
+10
OFF CAMERA
Deliver 006 Heavy Delivery
+10
GROUND FLOOR CLEARED
Deliver 005 Fragile
+10
THROUGH THE HATCH
Deliver 004 Special Handling
+5
BULK RATE
Deliver 003 Bulk Mail
+5
TWO FOR ONE
Deliver 002 Return to Sender
+5
STRAIGHT OFF THE BAT
Deliver a contract with your first ever round at it
+5
FIRST POST
Deliver 001 First Class
14 days ago
+60
Rewrite Survivor
Delete THE REWRITE.
+100
Power Restored
Clear the cursed wave 13.
+75
Release Candidate
Reach a 100 kill combo.
+100
Early Access
Clear wave 10.
+60
It Actually Shipped
Delete SOON™.
+25
Missing Texture
Kill 100 Placeholders in one run.
+35
kill -9
Reap 13 downed Zombie Processes in one run.
+30
Empty Export
Push the export size past 2.00 GB.
+25
Hotloaded
Reach a 25 kill combo.
+15
prop_physics
Pop 5 watermelons in one run.
+30
Dev Preview
Clear wave 5.
+60
Scope Cut
Delete SCOPE CREEP.
+15
Spelling Bee
Kill 5 loose ERROR letters in one run.
+35
No Regressions
Clear a wave without taking damage.
+5
Hello World
Kill your first enemy.
+10
Combo Meal
Land a stunt with a roll, flip, and spin
+40
Spin Cycle
Land a stunt with 15+ spins
+5
Whip It
Pick up your first rotation boost powerup
+10
First Landing
Landed your first stunt!
+10
The Fishy Market Is Bullish
Sold your first fish
+5
It's O-FISH-al
Prove yourself an angler and catch your first fish
19 days ago
+15
Double Jointed
Reached level 10 on joint damage.
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
+5
Obsidian Skin
Fall without injuring yourself
+15
Finish your first Round!
