10 hours ago
+15
120 Second Run Duration
Have a run last 120 Seconds or longer
3 days ago
+5
Prestige Once
+100
3000 Spank Speed
+50
5 Million Distance
5 million distance in a single run.
+15
Big Spanker
Spank Terry 100 times.
+50
2000 Spank Speed
+10
60 Second Run
Have a run last 60 seconds or longer
+25
1 Million Distance
1 million distance in a single run.
+5
30 Second Run
Have a run last 30 seconds or longer
+25
1000 Spank Speed
+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.
2 months ago
+5
Self-Injurious
Die to your own trap.
+10
Apprentice
Reach level 5.
+25
Cure the Damned
Kill 50 enemies.
+10
Holy Shit
Kill a particularly rabid undead.
+5
Making Progress
Reach level 2.
+5
Cleanup Crew
Kill 10 enemies.
+5
Welcome to the Dungeon
Die for the first time.
+10
Death's Dance
Parry an attack that would've killed you.
+5
This isn't so hard....
Kill your first enemy.
+5
Dripped Out
Customize your character.
+20
Speed Runner
Be the first to reach the flagpole.
3 months ago
+10
I'm a Mechanic
Build a contraption with 4 wheels.
one year ago
+50
I Voted
You voted on the January 2025 elections
+10
First Steps
Run 10 Meters
+5
Micro Mistake
Fall into the poisonous gas.
+5
Super Decisive
Be the first to pick an obstacle.