Earn $250 in total.

Let a sprinkler soak a cake.

Stand on any prop for 3 or more seconds

Win 3 races

Win a race without being ragdolled

Finish a race after being ragdolled 5 or more times

Finish a race in under 45 seconds

Win a race

Cross the finish line

Get ragdolled

Participate in your first race.

Mine your first ore.

Trigger a collapse.

Earn a geode from your Lucky Drop.

Sell your salvage at the Hopper.

Collect your first fragment.

Throw a very, VERY long line while casting

Deliver every kind of food.

Keep hopping past NIGHT into OVERTIME.

Reach rank 5.

Deliver 10 orders.

Deliver an order in the rain.

Earn $20 from one delivery.

Wait on the mat for a HAND IT TO ME order.

Get caught by a dog.

Finish one of your Daily Orders.

Hop all the way to NIGHT.

Hop all the way to BLUE QUAY.

Hop onto a raft.

Equip an Awakened rune in all four equipment slots.

Equip 4 socketed runes from the same family.

Defeat the Bellkeeper.

Acquire your first Divine item.

Reach the highest tier of a curse family.

Fully upgrade a curse family before taking a card from any other family.

Reach Frenzy III.

Clear round 3 to unlock the Warrior.

Made sure you looked good for the pond

Catch 5 different kinds of fish