3 days ago

+15

Big Spanker

Spank Terry 100 times.

+10

60 Second Run

Have a run last 60 seconds or longer

+5

30 Second Run

Have a run last 30 seconds or longer

+25

Win a race

+15

Finish a race

+15

Pick up 5 pickups

22 days ago

+100

10 Million Distance

10 million distance in a single run.

+100

3000 Spank Speed

+50

5 Million Distance

5 million distance in a single run.

+50

2000 Spank Speed

+25

1 Million Distance

1 million distance in a single run.

+25

1000 Spank Speed

+5

Spanker

Spank Terry for the first time.

25 days ago

Experienced

Complete 5 Levels

Rookie

Complete the Tutorial

one month ago

+10

Willpower

Decline 10 Drugs

+100

Surgeon

Headshot 200 enemies

+20

Addict

Take 50 drugs

+5

Clean

Decline a Drug

+75

Notorious

Reach a Score of 100,000

+50

Legendary

Score 50,000

+15

Slayer

Kill 100 enemies

+5

Pharmacist

Take 10 drugs

+20

Sharpshooter

Headshot 50 enemies

+25

High Roller

Score 10,000

+10

Headhunter

Headshot 10 enemies

+5

First Blood... Yours.

Die for the first time

+20

On A Roll

Get a 5 killstreak

+5

First Blood

Kill your first enemy

+10

First Grind

Complete your first grind

+10

Open Desert Door

+15

Unlock Push Mover

+10

Unlock Scythe

+5

Cut Your First Mushroom

+5

Find Your First Gnome

+5

Open Grass Door

+5

Cut Your First Grass

2 months ago

+15

10 Kills

Kill 10 skeletons.

+10

Holy Shit

Kill a particularly rabid undead.

+5

Cleanup Crew

Kill 10 enemies.

+5

Making Progress

Reach level 2.

+10

Death's Dance

Parry an attack that would've killed you.

3 months ago

Starting Up

+10

Welcome

Welcome Aboard

+20

Speed Runner

Be the first to reach the flagpole.

+5

Micro Mistake

Fall into the poisonous gas.

+10

Super Decisive

Be the first to pick an obstacle.

+5

Dripped Out

Customize your character.

+5

First Race

Reach the goal for the first time.

+5

Gacha!

Receive your first skin from the Marble Machine.