Polumizantrop The Wedge
2 months ago
+5
Tutorial Grand Master
Congratulations! You're so smart :)
+25
1 Million Distance
1 million distance in a single run.
Hard Clear
Fast Sweep
Normal Clear
First Sweep
Experienced
Complete 5 Levels
Rookie
Complete the Tutorial
+15
4K
Total Score Reaches 4096.
+20
512
Now the Real Game Begins!
+10
2K
Total Score Reaches 2048.
+15
256
Not Bad!
+5
1K
Total Score Reaches 1024.
+15
128
Wow, Three Digits!
+10
64
OK, Sixty Four.
+10
32
That's Easy. Right?
+10
16
Not Even Hard!
+5
8
Eight! Eight! Eight!
+5
4
First Merge?!
+5
2
Thanks For Playing...
+5
30 Second Run
Have a run last 30 seconds or longer
+25
1000 Spank Speed
+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.
+10
serve 1 customer
+5
Power On
Boot your first game
+5
Getting Started
Reach a score of 5
+5
First Flight
Pass your first pipe
+5
Clicked In
Clicked into Clicksino.
10,000,000,000
+10
First Grind
Complete your first grind
100,000,000
1,000,000
100,000
10,000
1000
+5
Diving Accident
Incapacitated once
3 months ago
+15
Double Jointed
Reached level 10 on joint damage.
+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
+100
Broke Champion
Broke every single bone in your body.
+20
Brittle Bones
Reached level 10 on bone damage.
+50
Rich
Made $1,000,000 from breaking your bones. Ouchie.
+10
Modest Fortune
Earned $100,000 from breaking your bones. Well Done!
+15
Dislocator
Dislocated every joint in your body.
+15
Eagle
Reached level 5 on air control.
+10
String Cheese
Reached level 10 on ligament damage.
+5
Obsidian Skin
Fall without injuring yourself
beta
Beta Tester
Starting Up
+10
Welcome
Welcome Aboard
4 months ago
+5
First Car!
Buy your first car
