This one will do numbers alright.
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53 reviews
Rocketship!
Adorable hat for a surprisingly-scary animal.
Really impress the ladies with this classy number.
Swanky.
Makes me feel oddly like killing aliens.
These binoculars are olive. You can tell because it says 'olive'. Wonderful, olive binoculars.
Perfect for sightseeing in a desert. What exactly you'd be looking for, I don't know, but it'd be perfect for it.
Fancy indeed...the stripes and tassels are metallic!
Classy net hat for distinguished gentlemen. Truly the breast.
I like it, I like it! But, there's a small problem in that the thighs kind of cut off and make a hole when you look up. Don't ask why I was looking up.
The fact you can't wear it with hair makes me wonder what exactly you're drying, but if anything, I think it adds to the novelty.
Let's party like it's 2009!
Thought-provoking.
Feelin' good about upvoting this.
This is a hideous sweater. I want it in game now.
It prompted a chuckle. Very funny hat.
As if a regular barbed wire halo wasn't edgy enough, this one's from the depths of hell. Wonder how that works?
Its strength is in its simplicity. Classic mask for do-gooders of all ages.
Who says bald people don't need shaving gel?