2 months ago
Walk 1km
You have walked one kilometer in game
+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.
+50
Ball Decade
You shot 10 balls oh wow!
one year ago
+15
Unpaid Intern
Get fired on your first day.
+5
Yapper
Monologue to yourself 10 times.
+5
Hard Steel
Look at Dupli during the intro because he's a Tumblr sexyman.
+35
It's the silly things in life...
Don't get dizzy!
+15
Just like your father taught you
Stare at the contract for a whole minute during the intro.