🤖🏆 The Bots & Achievements Update
The Splatterhouse is always full — and now there's plenty to prove.
NEW: Bots
The arena now always holds 10 combatants — bots fill every empty slot and hand their spot over when a real player joins
Bots hunt, strafe, and hop mid-fight — they'll splat you and each other
Every bot rolls its own random outfit, so you can tell Duke from Ripley at a glance
Bots can win the match — don't let them hit 30 first!
NEW: Achievements
30 achievements across 8 categories: kill milestones, killstreaks, grenade plays, skill shots, match performance, Dockyard specials, and a few chaotic ones
New ACHIEVEMENTS menu (main menu & pause menu) — locked shows red, unlocked flips green
A banner pops top-center the moment you earn one
From easy ("Fresh Paint — get your first kill") to legendary ("Whole Bucket — 8 kills without dying")
Hunt down Paint the Painter — splat the dev if you can find me!
Improvements & Fixes
Developer badge: you'll know when the dev is in your lobby
You'll never spawn on top of another player (or bot) again
Everyone freezes when the match is decided — no more wandering during the victory screen
Fixed the grenade HUD icon showing an error model
Achievement progress saves automatically between sessions
Removed unused keybinds from the controls list