the unholy sausage monsters

PLEASE AXE THE SAUSAGE CHARACTERS ITS DRIVING AWAY NEW PLAYERS!

my brother refuses to play the game because of "the ugly ass sausage guys" also in the steam discussion you see lots of people saying how their friends dont want to play the game because of the characters 

THE CHARACTERS ARE UGLY! THEY ARENT CHARMING AT ALL THEY ARENT ICONIC BECAUSE NOBODY EVEN KNOWS ABOUT THE DAMN GAME! THE ONLY MEMORABILITY THEY HAVE IS THAT THEY ARE UGLY!! 

i dont even want to tell anybody that i play this game because they will see the sausages and get disgusted by them which will dictate their opinion on the game as a whole

so please for the love of all that is holy, abandon the sausage monsters and replace them with like... furries or something.

kiss me

no

Games have the choice to use the sausage (Citizen) models or standard Human models. Both are supported by default. If the look of the character is a deal breaker for you, that sounds like a "you" problem. Play games that don't use those models if you don't like them. 

You have much more to learn in writing bait posts man