This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction... because this is dead serious! The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet...
MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE
ANGRY AT ME! They're BLAMING it at me! IT'S my fault,
I ADMIT IT!
it's my fault! I WANT everything a-
BOUT MY HOUSE
OFF!
THE!
INNERNET!
I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY
POWER!
Just get it OFF the internet...
Listen-to-me! Listen to me.
Yes...
Listen to ME.
Yes.
Shut that goddamn thing off!
I don't care what you do.
You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.
I'm working on it.
Go work on it!
Chris: I am workin-
Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Health Department of Greene County... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?
I see.
You go get that [nervously laughs when saying the next few words] goddamn stuff off of there and fast!
I'm working on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...
No...
Its—It's, ahh, out of my control
No, you get 'em off.
It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO-
You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!
I'm working on it!
Go do it!
I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...
Get in here and do it!
I-
I'll be up all night with you if I have to. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.
I'm working on it!
Get in there and start!
I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET-
Listen!
-about our house!
I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us!
Aw'right... lemme just...
Get that stuff offa there...
I'M WORK-
...and get it offa there fast!
I'm workin on it! I'm
MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE
ANGRY AT ME! They're BLAMING it at me! IT'S my fault,
I ADMIT IT!
it's my fault! I WANT everything a-
BOUT MY HOUSE
OFF!
THE!
INNERNET!
I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY
POWER!
Just get it OFF the internet...
Listen-to-me! Listen to me.
Yes...
Listen to ME.
Yes.
Shut that goddamn thing off!
I don't care what you do.
You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.
I'm working on it.
Go work on it!
Chris: I am workin-
Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Health Department of Greene County... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?
I see.
You go get that [nervously laughs when saying the next few words] goddamn stuff off of there and fast!
I'm working on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...
No...
Its—It's, ahh, out of my control
No, you get 'em off.
It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO-
You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!
I'm working on it!
Go do it!
I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...
Get in here and do it!
I-
I'll be up all night with you if I have to. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.
I'm working on it!
Get in there and start!
I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET-
Listen!
-about our house!
I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us!
Aw'right... lemme just...
Get that stuff offa there...
I'M WORK-
...and get it offa there fast!
I'm workin on it! I'm
