⚠️THIS GAME IS HARD⚠️

Have you ever heard that in the retro 2D era of video games developers would play their games over and over again and think...
"Hmm, this is too easy. I need to up the difficulty."
Basically, I did that with this game. Every time I run it I get to the end and beat the boss, but at the time of writing this only 1 other player has. Looking at the stats, most players are getting their asses kicked. Honestly though, I feel like if you're okay-ish at games like Slay the Spire it should be pretty doable. lol

So then, the question is, are you a stud or do you suck at video games? lmao

This game was created for Game Jam III "One More Round"...

...and then this bitch was updated weeks later to actually be fun.

The girl needs gold...

She's no longer heir to the throne.
(wonder why?)

...and you have to get it.

By winning a single measly round at the coliseum.
Surely that's all right?

Click and Drag

To create boxes around tokens to play them.
Its like Slay the Spire if instead of cards you had a lot of files on your desktop that needed to be moved for some reason.

Kill Dog-Like Creatures

Sorry. I don't don't hate dogs but all the enemies in this game are dogs.
You can NOT pet them. They DO NOT want to be petted.

 Credits

Game by "SLOW DOWN!!" 
Good luck and thank you for trying my game!

Asset Attribution Credits

"Cyborg Ninja" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Danse Macabre - Big Change" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Danse Macabre - Big Hit 1" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Desert of Lost Souls" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Pixelland" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Reformat" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Club Diver" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Malt Shop Bop" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Packaged for s&box by Open Sound (https://sbox.game/opensound)