huzzah
one month ago
+15
Workshop Initiate
Buy your first upgrade
+25
On Contract
Complete your first work order
+10
First Chip
Mine your first block
+25
1000 Spank Speed
+10
60 Second Run
Have a run last 60 seconds or longer
+50
5 Million Distance
5 million distance in a single run.
+5
Hemispheric Sync
Left brain counts, right brain enjoys the process. (70)
+5
Beyond Reality
Ignoring distractions for the sake of minor wins. (65)
+5
Conservation of Energy
Kinetic finger force turns to heat on the mouse. (60)
+5
Absolute Singularity
The screen flashes in sync with your movements. (55)
+5
First Wave Equator
Halfway to a three-digit number in a breath. (50)
+5
Endurance Test
They guaranteed millions of clicks. Let's test it. (45)
+5
Aesthetics of Micro-Progress
Small steps lead to great achievements and skins. (40)
+5
Anatomy Lesson
You found brand-new tendons in your index finger. (35)
+5
Silence Breaker
Neighbors notice the clicking from your room. (30)
+5
Click Therapy
Psychologists recommend this simple exercise. (25)
+5
Searching for Deep Meaning
Are you trying to find a hidden storyline? (20)
+5
Minor Cramp
Your forearm muscles realize how serious this is. (15)
+5
Finger Warm-up
Think you won't be here long? You will keep coming back. (10)
+5
Tactile Contact
The button has a pleasant bounce. Repeat it. (5)
+5
First Reflex
Your finger twitched on its own. You liked that. (1)
2 months ago
+5
First Flight
Pass your first pipe
100,000
10,000
1000
+10
64
OK, Sixty Four.
+10
32
That's Easy. Right?
+10
16
Not Even Hard!
+5
8
Eight! Eight! Eight!
+5
4
First Merge?!
+5
2
Thanks For Playing...
+5
Chatterbox
+7
Get Fifty Nextbucks
+6
Get Thirty Nextbucks
+5
Get Ten Nextbucks
+5
Get Jumpscared
3 months ago
+15
Big Spanker
Spank Terry 100 times.
+5
30 Second Run
Have a run last 30 seconds or longer
+25
1 Million Distance
1 million distance in a single run.
+5
Spanker
Spank Terry for the first time.
+5
Gacha!
Receive your first skin from the Marble Machine.
+15
Unlock Push Mover
+10
First Grind
Complete your first grind
+25
Mile High Club
Reached the final platform.
crypto
HODL
+90
LVL 10
Junior CEO
+20
10k
Getting Serious
beta
Beta Tester
Starting Up
+10
Welcome
Welcome Aboard